I vaguely remember reading Neil Gaiman’s re-launch attempt from the mid-2000's but that’s it.

Their bosses, towering space gods called Celestials, have deployed them to our blue marble only to deal with a rampaging species of generic, sinewy beasties called Deviants, which seems like a rather inefficient use of superheroic resources.

My only question is where the hell is Drax’s saxaphone?

Kelly has great ideas but clearly is at his best when he focuses on specific idea. 

Yeah the movie works best when it doesn’t try to explain what’s going on.

Honestly, I’ve long since given up criticizing Snyder as a director. Not because I don’t think he’s a shitty director who incorporates right wing, reactionary imagery and themes into his movies without thinking of the implications of using them (Why put Sean Spicer, a fascist collaborator, into your movie when you can…

No but he has defended the New Mutants in Shi’ar court.

To be fair, this is what Star Lord used to look like before the movie…

I’m not particularly interested in Bendis’ run on Guardians. He basically undid the events of the Thanos Imperitive, which ended with Peter, Rich, Drax, and Thanos trapped in the Cancerverse, with little to no explanation. We don’t even find out how Peter and Drax escaped until a tie-in to Original Sin.

They did a famous X-Men run in the early 2000’s.

Don’t engage with Dino. Just hit the dismiss button and move on. 

You’re JAQing off again. 

Yep you can go to the URL’s of your comments at least at AVClub and Kotaku.

Have you read a comic book before? Because DC is just as weird.

He also claims that some of his own trans friends had no problem with his comments, saying, “For the record, and I need you to know this, everyone I know from that community has been loving and supportive, so I don’t know what this nonsense is about.”

This is also a fun reference because it plays into the time-honored tradition of Marvel throwing in little jokey gags about its Distinguished Competition.

Obviously it’s Jared Leto since he’s frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars.

In 2004, Morgan Spurlock captured the world’s attention by releasing a documentary about his quest to eat nothing but McDonald’s for a month.

No Peter David had nothing to do with that. Apparently he was going through a tough time with his divorce and that’s why he killed off Betty. He regretted it later.

No, it’s actually a reference to Red vs. Blue.