Betty’s been turned into a Gamma Mutate before she became Red She-Hulk. Hell, this isn’t even the first time she’s called herself The Harpy.

To be fair, ripping out the Hulk’s heart and tearing off all his limbs is more like a paper cut to him...

Clearly, someone is executing the Avengers before they become Avengers, meaning it’s someone who knows about Nick Fury’s “there was an idea” idea.

I do gotta say it’s nice to see the MCU acknowledge Betty Ross exists. Even if it’s in a “What If...?”. Though, I much prefer how she looks in the comics nowadays...

To be fair this somehow ends with Ben Riley becoming Spider-Man and Peter retiring to raise his daughter with MJ.

I feel like the most elegant solution to the Stacy Twins is to retcon them as clones of Gwen augmented with Goblin Serum. Norman is king of nonsensical cans convoluted plots to fuck with Peter that it doesn’t really seem like much of a stretch at this point.

I’m mixed on Morlun. He’s not a particularly interesting villain. He just kind of wants to eat Spider-Man because Spider Totems. 

And this time he doesn’t have a bullshit excuse that he can’t heal an old woman dying of a bullet wound...

Obviously Matt’s going incognito...

The whole concept of Dr. Strange erasing everyone’s memories of Peter being Spider-Man comes from OMIT, the awful follow-up to OMD...

It was an imperfect solution to several problems. Disneyland needed a flume ride, America Sings was being closed down and the attraction’s animatronics needed somewhere to go, and the only space for a flume ride would be right to Country Bear Jamboree. So whatever they made would have to be themed to the South. Song…

Those stories were appropriated from black people by Joel Chandler Harris, the white guy who wrote the book and who was also very racist. 

Earlier today, the company detailed the changes coming to “Splash Mountain,” a staple of Disneyland and World, alike, and, perhaps, the only remaining bit of evidence that Song Of The South ever existed.

Exactly, if any of those fuckers gave a shit about “tradition” they would have been complaining about the Poochification of Pirates when they added Jack Sparrow to every fucking scene in the ride like every actual theme park fan.

Nah, I just read a lot of comics from my local library and watch YouTube series like Atop The Fourth Wall. 

In 1973, Marvel Comics combined the two archetypes with the introduction of Shang-Chi, a character whose powers came from a lifetime of training in the fighting arts.