larsktennyson
Lars K Tennyson
larsktennyson

I didn’t realize what a rip-off this bill was...now I’m kinda glad it failed.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

New Headline:

The Jets Security Director didn’t know that his own team was responsible for the official’s microphones during home games and thus logically would be the Pats responsibility during their home games?

At this point, perhaps every team should STFU.

As a Pats fan who knows his team has engaged in shady stuff...part of me loves that teams are always so paranoid about them. If you’re entering the game thinking the Pats already know what you’re doing, you’ve already lost.

Venture Bros. did it.

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

Mrs. Snow Dog loves going to these to get the freebies. I’d be perfectly happy not going to them, even if it means actually paying for whatever it is they’re giving away.

I persist in believing there isn’t such thing as a decent cup of hot leaf water.

The finest microwaves.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I will gladly take a dump in a box and send it to you

That’s a good point and good question. I think I would make the base wider so the casters came out to the edges of the lowest boxes.

Doesn’t this seem like an awfully pedantic argument? He’s the fucking pope. It’s called being diplomatic.

It’s quite alright. If you’ve been to Worcester, you’ve done your penance.

Microstation? My deepest apologies good sir, do you work for the MTA, NYCTA?