Actually, the average human swallows 375 mice over the course of their life. Usually while asleep.

You can dismiss your troll.

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

Another reminder: the TSA has never prevented anything and has been shown historically to be SUPER bad at actual security. 

It’s always worth a reminder that the TSA is not out here making rational threat assessments. They execute policy written to maximize CYA without regard to trivialities like constitutional rights.

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Ugh terrible oversight of me not reading a Gizmodo article five years ago

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Because I need gasoline?

Delta Sky360 Club has a bar that sells alcohol all game.  You pay for the best seats in the house and there are “perks” that come with it.

What stops you from doing this now? Whether the driver is human or a computer doesn’t change any of your hypothetical here

What happens when regular trucks get caught in a 14 hour highway shut down and no longer have the fuel reserves to reach their destination?

Yes, in fact, dumping your trash on someone else’s front porch is a crime. 

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

If nothing else facial recognition being a requisite definitely makes the Michael Jackson thing a thinker. 

Dormammu forgot to set his “Time Stone Away” alert on his iPhone that day

(door flies open)

How much steak do you typically order at IHOP?