“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

Disappointingly, John Scott All Star jerseys still aren’t available on the NHL’s site.

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

That was at least a little more convincing...

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

I wonder what kind of Kraggle they use to hold it all together.

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

What is this? A school for ants?

If you think that’s a bridge, I’ve got an aqueduct to sell you.

And here’s a bridge that’s being supported by an arch that “impossibly” stays up with no support of its own. BURN THE SORCERER WHO DESIGNED THIS.

A local children’s museum here has a art piece? that is a bunch of old crt monitors stacked up and capped off to create an arch. neat visual.

Don’t show them a siphon, it will blow their minds. This one weird trick plumbers don’t want you to know!

Arches and keystones are nothing new, but I gotta admit that truck is pretty cool.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

You may be right. But you are definitely wearing crimson.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.