Who wins when 1,000 malevolent mutant monsters swarm ten massively-murderous mechs?

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Other reasonable humans do exist!

This is, basically, the narrative of American football right now.

Looking at the play alone, I agree. But the way he spent the next few minutes acting oike he’d just scored a Super-Bowl winning TD, it’s clear he meant to make a “big” play. So, fuck him.

I was a linebacker. Also a safety. He targeted. Every decision in the entire game takes less than half a second, in fact half a second would be an eternity. You can’t hit dudes in the head and you can’t hit them high knowing you might hit them in the head.

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute

Thanks, Mr. Bettman.

I don't think it will be an issue. There are still plenty of people who think that all of these women are lying whores who just want his money. (Their words, not mine.)

and if your computer crashes you can blame the Rebels

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

It was so clearly no good.

Maybe I read that all too quickly, but couldn’t they be saying that more effort needs to go into grooming young American talent to grow the sport, and not rely on foreign players to shape our team? I don’t see that being xenophobic, but rather forward looking. I read that as we should avoid doing what a lot of college…

Counterpoint: dont mess with someones brand new console before theyve had a chance to use it.

Because America developed these plans in a vacuum as a unilateral option, right?

So that’s how he became Vader!

How the podracing scene should have gone.