A raven, or possibly some disguised trickster god

ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, BIRD

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a thing.

That gif completely cuts out the joke.

True story. I got pulled over on the night before my wedding. I was just moving the car from the bar to my hotel parking lot about 400 feet away in a sleepy New York town.

I mean it’s not a $5,000 system for audiophiles, no. But it sounds infinitely better than your TV’s built-in speakers, it’s cheap, and it’s surround sound. That’s a compelling package for a lot of people, myself included.

I mean it’s not a $5,000 system for audiophiles, no. But it sounds infinitely better than your TV’s built-in…

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

Google Translation: “Jenny, please come back to me!”

Got time to write about race relations. Got time to retweet. No time to post anything about game between top two womens soccer teams. Guess game wasn’t “gossipy” enough for Deadspin. Guess it wasn’t as good as Leroux’s eyelashes (http://screamer.deadspin.com/an-ode-to-sydn…) or Pirlo in the stands (http://screengrabber…

I’m crying at the last one.

One of my college friends has been in the Neopets fandom since she was in high school. There’s lots of rumors going around but here’s what seems to be the most accepted version of events:

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

One of baseball-reference’s good easter eggs, as well.

Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

There were journalists covering E3 this year who tweeted about buying the Pip Boy Fallout 4 thing. Like yeah, Fallout 4 will probably be good and the right kind of broken, but what if it isn’t?

Historically accurate depiction? The guy with a horse has a 50 star flag.