Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Hey, that’s not true! It’s a single purpose enormous gadget that will take up a lot of space in your kitchen until you take it to Goodwill!

Hey, that’s not true! It’s a single purpose enormous gadget that will take up a lot of space in your kitchen until…

There are actually 2.45 million illegal immigrants in California (and 11.3 million in the U.S. total).

Fuck off with that bullshit. There’s only 12 million undocumented immigrants in the entire US. And maybe you’d like to go pick all the produce that those people pick in the sweltering heat for meager wages.

Facts, who needs em?

The latest figures state there are about 38 million people in California. Which are you suggesting:

Emma Stone.

Marion is old and isn’t close to the player he once was. But the dude averaged over 30 minutes per game just last season on a Mavs team that made the playoffs in the West.

If this is the image in your rear view, you’ve crashed... please call help as it looks like cars are just passing you by.

If this is the image in your rear view, you’ve crashed... please call help as it looks like cars are just passing…

If you own an older vehicle without a rear view camera, it probably means the visibility isn’t god awful.

If you own an older vehicle without a rear view camera, it probably means the visibility isn’t god awful.

Yup, you sitting in your room wearing the Oculus and you are viewing yourself in a room playing games on a virtual screen. Pretty lame.

But will it blend?

Doubling LeBron did wonders for the Atlanta Hawks.

I assume there is a backup Deadspin staff somewhere? There is a contingency plan for when you are all immediately eaten? I need to know there is a Deadspin fail safe.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

These Stand Your Ground laws have gone way too far.

2 inches taller?

He stands on his own. He is not MJ. MJ is not him. They are different players, and this is okay.

How about “Rendering your users incapable of dealing with any other operating system”?

I get to use my new favorite meme again!