His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

For what it's worth, Gordon reportedly passed 70 tests in the past year, and his positive was the result of what basically amounts to a technicality.

I miss this old Saturday Night Live sketch.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

You know what, dude? You think you're being funny, but you're a horrible fucking human and I feel sad for you.

I feel bad for you. What a shame to be such a cynical fucking dick.

Why do douchebags on the internet always feel the need to live up to their reputation ?

There are badges? I want a badge, too. HEY, INTERNET DOUCHE! I CRIED! I WANT A BADGE!!!11

Well, there was a huge #14 all over the car.

On behalf of Edgar Martinez I would like to say fuck you MLB. That he can't make the hall of fame, it's more than just a shame.

This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

go fuck yourself.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

Because women always get out of their abusive relationships? Totally!

omg totally agree, women never marry their abusers that's why the word "wifebeater" is so wierd

There were no charges!? What do you call an indictment for aggravated assault?

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.

There are too many chip flavors now as it is:

Doritos: Pixeled?