This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

go fuck yourself.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

Because women always get out of their abusive relationships? Totally!

omg totally agree, women never marry their abusers that's why the word "wifebeater" is so wierd

There were no charges!? What do you call an indictment for aggravated assault?

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.

There are too many chip flavors now as it is:

Doritos: Pixeled?

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

It's much harder to imagine Indiana repeating as conference champions

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

Get out of here Aaron!

In an alternate universe, Dan Tard is suspended for Uggliness

Two things Roy Halladay hates: orthopedists & zoologists. Thus, why he never goes to hospitals or animal parks.

Overreacting paranoid Americans^^^

Yeah, but look at these mouthbreathers. I didn't read your post as a joke at first, either.

3D evidence still required!

The internets are a cruel place to those who turn their sarcasmo-meters off and take all posts equally seriously.