Google Voice transcribed a blank voicemail from my mother as “Hey, bye bye, hey bye bye hello. Hello, okay. Hey Hey. What well for her. Hey.” so... yeah. 

Not really an obscure rule - it’s from the original Knickerbocker rules that modern baseball is based on:

Every team says they have the best fans in baseball. Cardinals fans are dumb enough to think they’re the only ones where it’s actually true.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

The Nats have a decent chance to win the whole thing.

Offensively, the Yankees and Astros are quite a bit better than them - BUT - the Nats have two great hitters in the middle of their lineup with Rendon and Soto, with a pretty good and an okay hitter in front of them in Turner and Eaton. Behind Soto there’s a…

He was stung by a bee

I feel that the sentiment here was “This is the Dolphins we’re going to succeed on this play anyway”

The quote isn’t just misinterpreting what he’s saying, they’re misquoting him.

He had a 119 ERA+ this season, 15th in the NL. He didn't have an average season, he was a solid #2 starter who was the Nats' #4 starter 

The biggest rule of the press box is that you don’t cheer. It’s a work environment, and half of the people there, if they have any personal rooting interests, are the opposite of your interests.

Only person I ever saw cheer in the press box was a Giants media relations person, who cheered throughout the game.

Do a Google search for it without the accent, and without Hernández. 

I forgive you.

What does being Jewish have to do with me not wanting to see the work kike written everywhere? Is your head that far up your ass?

Go fuck yourself forever.

And I’m Jewish, so fuck you.

Because he goes by Kiké and writers want to respect that without writing a slur every time. 

Oh, there’s 100% a need for an accent.

Kiké.

My suspicion is that they put out an obviously fake story to cover up their hit so that black people would know “We will murder you and we will get away with it if you testify against a cop.”

So as best as I can figure, this is the Dallas Police Department putting out a story that the Blue Lives Matter folks will take at face value, but is so obviously ridiculous that it’s intended to send a message to black people: “We know you know this is bullshit. But the white people are buying it. If you testify…

Loria would have done the same thing with the Twins he had done to the Marlins and Expos: spend no money, collect revenue sharing, make a profit and finish last constantly.