I’m not going to look but I’m certain that there’s football people who are going to hold this against Darnold for the rest of his career, as though there’s literally anything he could have done to shrink his spleen, and that he in any way should have tried to play anyway.

The McRib is not about being GOOD.

“hey don’t come off clean unless I pre-clean them, which is pointless.”

Pre-cleaning gets the stuck-on parts off, but the dishwasher gets the water far, far hotter than handwashing, getting them actually cleaner. 

The headline of this article should be “How to Properly Load a Dishwasher, GREG.”

Welp, I guess Nixon gets to be President again.

Brewers fans whining about the replay of Taylor’s HBP miss the point that it didn’t give the Nats a big break, it denied the Brewers a big break. If the ball hadn’t hit anything Taylor would have walked. He deserved to be on first base, and denying him that because the ball hit the handle of the bat while he tried to…

Teams in tougher divisions can have a worse record than teams in weaker divisions while still both being better and playing better than those teams. There's no perfect solution.

He says he intentionally forced a rundown to prevent a play at the plate. He was celebrating because the run had scored, though it appears that it might not have been necessary to force the rundown.

Merch that was at DC, so you can prepare if you want (they took cards as well as cash, of course)

Signed poster for $20 (got one before they sold out)
Become the Monster bag $20
Become the Monster pin-set for $40
Signed copies of their books

There’s no way I would have existed if my maternal ancestors had been wealthy, so I’ll take the trade-off.

::looks at current state of world::

Wait, let me reconsider.

It doesn’t matter that she’s 16 or what the age of consent laws in Europe are. The value of a woman’s voice is not connected to how much you do or don’t want to have sex with her.

I love how baseball writers and fans forget how much random variation matters in a baseball game, and how a short series can turn on one of random outcome in ways the regular season doesn’t.

Are the Astros better than both of these teams? Absolutely. Are they more likely than not to win? Also correct. Are they are a…

My great-grandfather installed the roof on Nathan’s and was offered a share of the business in lieu of cash payment. He scoffed at owning a share of a lousy hot dog stand and took the cash instead.

I particularly liked how he took the blame for the big plays that didn’t work. “I didn’t hit it”

So last week I was at the live show of My Brother, My Brother and Me in Washington, and at the start of the show it was announced that video and audio were prohibited, but photography was not - except no flash photography.

When I went to take a photo during the show the usher told me I was not allowed. I told her I…

So I get that they’re not her hot dogs and I guess you could say she was stealing a hot dog but dude maybe you should take it down a couple million notches for this most minor of possible offenses.

Also, Trump was not elected democratically. He lost the popular vote, won the electoral college.

Do we want to be governed by an unelected bureaucracy or by a democratically elected president?

Between him and Sandusky it was a terrible place to be a kid.

AARON JUDGE HIT 53 HOME RUNS DON’T BELIEVE MLB’S LIES