DLM

7/14/19

White man pulls gun on police officer, lives.

7/8/19

I’ll wait until it’s selling for half-off.

7/2/19

It’s not just that he looked at it - he pointed at it. Like nobody knew it was there.

6/30/19

Let’s send them to the guillotine.

6/28/19

Until a few years ago, American sports media generally didn’t even write them. They were almost never on the uniforms, either.

6/28/19

Kee-kay

6/28/19

That would seem to be an asinine qualifying system

6/28/19

Correct, it’s a rotating oblate spheroid.

6/28/19

Kiké Hernández is single-handedly responsible for American sports media learning the importance of accents in Spanish names.

6/20/19

Here’s the really dumb thing:

They changed the rules in Minor League Baseball and adopted the asinine “runner starts on second base” rule. This was the first man to reach base the entire inning - the guy who scored in the top of the 10th was placed there and scored on a wild pitch.

So the right fielder (who batted in…

6/17/19

The McElroy Brothers have said the most important thing is to figure out something you’ll enjoy talking about for an hour every week for a very long time.

6/12/19

Just out of curiousity, has anybody on the Thailand side complained about this?

6/9/19

Whataboutism is precisely what the Soviet reaction to the Chernobyl disaster was.

6/9/19

Hey, thanks for publishing the name of the victim. You should be fired.

6/7/19

6/7/19

When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

6/4/19

Sure, the throw beat him, but there was nobody there. If he’d waited long enough for someone to be there, he’s almost certainly safe. He’s not responsible for the catcher not being there, only his throw going to the backstop.

6/4/19

He also bet so that if they both got it wrong and the third place guy got it right, he would have won.

6/4/19

This should not be an error. Nobody advanced because of the throw.

To charge an error, the official scorer would have to judge that the runner would have likely been out at home plate had there been someone there to catch the throw.

6/4/19

There was no error - nobody advanced because of the throw. The batter was safe on a fielder’s choice - the shortstop decided to go home. The official scorer decided that even had the catcher been at home, it’s not *likely* that the runner would have been out, though there was certainly a *chance*.