Can’t imagine the Blue Jackets losing four straight after taking control of a first round series. No way that ever happens.

Bankhead may have won 44 games in two years in the minors, but he also walked over 300 batters in those two years

Aren’t these just the same shoes as last year with an updated roster?

Aren’t these just the same shoes as last year with an updated roster?

The best part of Steve jumping on the grenade is that when the camera cuts away, you see that Peggy was about to jump on the grenade.

Can we get a Trevor Rosenthal vs Chris Davis AB, please?

It’s career-threatening.

Good thing they didn’t make any effort to pursue Machado.

Wal-Mart chicken dipping sauce

Or they got to keep $100,000 instead of throwing him in jail for a couple of months.

Smollett forfeited his $100,000 bond and is doing community service. He cut a deal to avoid a record and jail time, and gets to maybe save his career.

He forfeited a $100,000 bond and is doing community service - but he won’t have a criminal record or do jail time. You can draw your own conclusions.

Or for $100,000, he gets to claim he’s innocent and maybe save his career.

Important facts:

Smollett agreed to do community service and forfeit his $100,000 bond.

I took active shooter training multiple times for my job in Pennsylvania, and every time the advice is to hide and wait for law enforcement to rescue you, not to try and engage your assailant until there’s no other option.

They absolutely realize that the revenue will dry up. They’re expecting the person they sell the team to to not realize that. Baseball teams get flipped reasonably often these days.

Rich beef sausages.

I prefer rich beef sausages.

They pass on the rolls?

WHY BE ALIVE THEN?

Playing themselves out of the #1 pick would be about the most Knicks thing ever.

I’m actually not thinking that at all, because it would imply that I’m thinking about whatever it is they’re doing anyway.

Will we get to see full penetration this season?