Souza is not “good and young-ish”. Souza is going to be 29 in April (which is about when players start declining) and has had only one good season in the majors, which happened to be last year, and was mostly due to a surge in homers. This is a really good job of turning him around for a couple of prospects - Solak…

Nobody said they’re dating. They’re just fucking.

2.68478e-17 light years.

Okay, sweetie.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

Nathan Chen did 6 quads, that was worth seeing.

Yeah, it’s like when I’m watching the Yankees game on YES, why would I expect them to show the other team’s at-bats?

Of course if Chen had been in contention coming in, he’d never have tried 6 quads. That’s something you do when you have nothing to lose.

Every white kid should see this before the white adults corrupt their minds

Could the resolution on that be any lower?

Ehh, that didn’t have that much to do with it.

After the pick-6, the Bills scored, recovered an onside kick and scored, forced a three-and-out and scored, tipped a pass for an INT and scored. The Oilers had run 4 offensive plays in the second half and it was 35-31.

It’s an unfortunate side-effect of them trying to rationalize the scoring system in figure skating by assigning values to technical aspects. Blame the corrupt officials who forced them to change scoring, and the incompetent officials who didn’t put enough thought into how that scoring should work.

Well, it’s also fair to ask how much the Braves spent to win that arbitration hearing.

Usually when the gap is that small, the team and player will agree to split right down the middle. It seems likely that the reason this didn’t go to arbitration is that the Braves refused to go a penny above their offer.

It’s why our President needs his briefings to mention his name every couple of minutes.

Yes, but they can probably get something good in return for Foles right now, before everyone remembers he’s Nick Foles.

The best part of Superman is when he sees Lois on top of the building, and runs off to change into Superman, comes to a phone booth in an open design, looks up and down at it, and runs off to find something else.

What if they look like Common and sound like Kelsey Grammer?

I had just realized that if this was the NCAA, that would have negated the TD and ended the game.

The insanity is that the Yankees offered a better package just by offering Frazier. But the Pirates apparently wanted quantity over quality, and would have preferred the Yankees’ 8-12 prospects over any of their players with star potential