Is he really throwing away an assured 9 figure deal?

Nice.

Nice.

For a free app?

Reminds me of a bus I used to drive from Tuscon to Vegas and back.

A recent episode of the podcast “How Did This Get Made?” features Jason Mantzoukas repeatedly asking Alexa to order movies from Amazon, or to look up random things or add things to lists in order to troll listeners.

If your black friends tell you that you’re allowed to say it around them, then... no, you’re still not allowed to say it. Get over it.

The more you tell a story, the more the details change, and the more certain you are that the story you’re telling now is the exact truth. That’s just how brains work.

But the broad outlines are probably true.

I really love the passive feature on the Pixel 2, I don’t have to do anything to find out what song is playing other than look at my phone.

Not really - it was a mini controversy years ago when people found out that Takei wasn’t the one posting to his social media accounts all the time, he had a staff that shared stuff in his name, too. 

BALEETED

It’s called skin lotion. Black people use it more than white people because dead skin looks ashy on dark skin, doesn’t stand out as much on light skin. Use skin lotion, stay youthful looking.

*You’re

Will this kill squirrels?

Will this kill squirrels?

I tried to kill myself a year ago tomorrow night. I only failed because I was afraid to go through with it. The last year hasn’t done anything to make me wish I hadn’t succeeded.

As well as a joke about Mjölnir jerking Thor off.

Thor had Hulk’s naked ass, and Thor making a joke about not being able to unsee his dong.

Exactly what I thought of first.

I’ve been living off of email forward residuals for 25 years.

Arbitrators have subpoena power. They must comply.