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Will this kill squirrels?

Will this kill squirrels?

I tried to kill myself a year ago tomorrow night. I only failed because I was afraid to go through with it. The last year hasn’t done anything to make me wish I hadn’t succeeded.

I’ve been living off of email forward residuals for 25 years.

Arbitrators have subpoena power. They must comply.

Nice.

Nice.

Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason are all demons torturing him. He’s in the Bad Place Bad Place.

Alexa-compatible, not Alexa-powered.

Alexa-compatible, not Alexa-powered.

The burn-in is covered under the warranty, and if you bought with a credit card, the credit card company usually extends the warranty for you automatically (and the Google Preferred Plan extends it an extra year itself). So you can keep getting a new phone as soon as the burn-in becomes a real problem for you.

Screen burn-in is covered under warranty, so I’ll just get a new one as soon as the burn-in becomes problematic for me.

Yes, I noticed that my day-of pre-order is shipping Wednesday, whereas if I’d ordered last night it would *arrive* Wednesday.

Yes.

I had one phone with wireless charging and was unimpressed. I much prefer being able to use a magnetic car mount.

That’s different than the phone being pulled.

Nope, just went there, it’s still there. The Black and White is out of stock, but the black one is still for sale.

Didn’t expect to run into ole Cuff Buff when I clicked this link.

The 25th Amendment allows the Vice President and the Cabinet to remove him from power.

The home plate umpire said “I don’t know which got hurt worse, him or the wall.”

So he doesn’t have to switch gloves when they ask him to play second base.