No, it’s not the spectacle of disaster. It’s how they get off the fucking beach even though it seems impossible.

You keep telling yourself that. Bernie lost because he never made any effort to appeal to black voters, and even dismissed their value because they lived in the South.

He took less money than the Giants offered.

When you leave a job and say “And by the way, fuck all y’all, I’m taking less money to NOT be here,” then it’s reasonable to expect they’re not going to be happy if you come back to work there. You can’t unsay what was said.

Well, Napoleon finished a little bit bad. But I asked that. So I asked the president, so what about Napoleon? He said: “No, no, no. What he did was incredible. He designed Paris.” [garbled] The street grid, the way they work, you know, the spokes.

For those wondering why some Giants fans are still bitter about him having left, this is not the standard free agent situation where the team didn’t offer him enough money and he made a smart business decision. According to Sandoval himself, the Giants offered to pay him more money than he got from the Red Sox.

He got more money than the Giants were willing to offer from the Red Sox.

Not a very big hole, at least. The hose is pretty narrow.

Not a very big hole, at least. The hose is pretty narrow.

It’s not that involved an install with those - just turn off the hot water lead to your sink and attach the adapter. I’m not handy at all and it took me almost no time at all to install.

It’s not that involved an install with those - just turn off the hot water lead to your sink and attach the adapter.…

Nope. That area isn’t that sensitive to temperature, and there are ones that use hot and cold water, too.

Nope. That area isn’t that sensitive to temperature, and there are ones that use hot and cold water, too.

Well, you’ve finally pissed me off.

If your AC has a remote control, you can control it with a Logitech Harmony Hub.

If your AC has a remote control, you can control it with a Logitech Harmony Hub.

If you don’t have a bridge, then buy the starter kit, which is $65 and comes with two white bulbs.

The Echo does not control the Hue lights. The Echo doesn’t control *anything*. What Echo does do is allow smart home devices to receive native commands by voice instead of opening an app.

If you don’t have a bridge, then buy the starter kit, which is $65 and comes with two white bulbs.

The Echo does not…

Conversely, the decertification of the union was how they were able to get free agency in the first place

I think the pictures you showed didn’t have him smiling. That smile changes everything.

When I worked at BK, the GM was making a big deal about getting drive-thru times down, so one night during a slow period I went to my car and drove through the drive-thru about 30 times and brought our time down to like 11 seconds.

The best Beltre quirk is him appealing his own check swings to first base.

The market controls exist for the sole purpose of maximizing owner profits. Any idea of “competitive balance” is merely marketing for their actual goal: keeping as much money in their own pockets as possible.

This is correct, and an oft-forgotten rule.

Yeah, that was serious garbage commentary.