So did Jack Barker, and he blew up all those phones at HooliCon.

Because the law is written in a way that says it doesn’t matter that there was no danger, cops get to kill you if they think there’s a danger, regardless of whether or not there was any reason for them to think there’s a danger.

The reason is because the law is that a police officer is allowed to kill you if they think that they or someone else might be in danger. It doesn’t matter, according to the law, whether or not any actual danger existed, only that the jury believes that the cop believed that there was danger.

You’ve mistaken MLB with the NFL. Players often have their dads throwing to them for the Home Run Derby.

Except for the people thinking the Earth was flat part. We’ve known the Earth was round for millennia.

“Thisprobably means that the window for firing Mueller has closed”

As PFT says, that is not a bow tie, that is a lie.

I’m really talking about personality-wise. He is media-saavy, but still has a genuine joy, while Jeter was very careful about the emotions he presented (notably always positioning himself in front of the dugout camera to be the first on the field after a big run scores, to create the public image of team leader, even…

Aaron Judge is what Yankees fans thought Derek Jeter was, except better.

“Win”

Anyone notice he got a 200 ft headstart?

6.05 A batter is out when—

NOPE

Not the rule. That’s just what TV guys say. It’s a judgement call by the umpire.

Thank you, Ashley, for making the internet more fun. I hope you continue to make it fun in your new home.

Dyneaw Ewad

Coworker once told me “every ass-beating contains a lesson.”

He should have said “fuck it” and taken out the whole block.

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

By itself, yeah, it’s kind of a meh object. Paired with a Philip Hue hub and bulps, a Logitech Harmony Hub, WeMo Switches? Life-changing. I now walk into my apartment and turn the lights on with my voice. I can turn the fan in my bedroom on and off with my voice. I can turn the TV on and off with my voice. It’s…

By itself, yeah, it’s kind of a meh object. Paired with a Philip Hue hub and bulps, a Logitech Harmony Hub, WeMo…