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All five defenders rush to LeBron.

Yeah, that... somehow caused Minnesota to be unseeded.

There’s an insanely high percentage of comments from people not getting the joke.

This is a Photoshop of the Ronaldo bust

You should get a sous vide circulator, too.

You should get a sous vide circulator, too.

Baseball direction in general is bad. The tyranny of the centerfield camera is terrible. Think about it, if you had a free ticket anywhere you wanted to sit, would you be in center field with high-powered binoculars focused on home plate?

It’s only sugar free ones that do that.

It’s only sugar free ones that do that.

He was expected to be drafted in the second round before he came out, and that quickly dropped.

There is a cameraperson high above home plate that tracks fly balls. Between plays they will zoom in on second base, then zoom out, centered on second. With that angle you’ll see the whole field, but as soon as the ball is in play it’s going to focus on something else.

Can they? Sure, they can have a camera mounted high in the stands behind home plate that doesn’t move. But the reason the NFL does the all-22 camera is so that coaches can have video of a full play, which is something that’s not really useful in baseball. There would have been value for some advanced metrics is being…

Deadspin headline: 2087:

“It’s Probably Time To Stop Talking About Father Time As A LeBron Stopper: James Leads Team To Finals For 77th Consecutive Season”

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

Three bases. Two if it’s to stop a throw. And if it’s on a ball with no chance of ending up fair, it’s a foul ball, no advancement.

You might think, well it clearly went over the wall, so it’s an out-of-the-park homer. But the umpires didn’t signal out-of-the-park, and there was no review, so the ball was live and thus inside-the-park.

The evidence from the criminal lawsuit is barred from the civil lawsuit due to the Massachusetts law. If they vacate his conviction, the Lloyd family is fucked.

Really, his dongs are proportional.

Nah, they’d move one of them to left.

Democrats should propose a bill that allows for the building of the wall, but prohibits any money from American taxpayers to be used on it. That’s right, it authorizes the building of the wall as soon as Mexico pays for it.