West is actually a very good umpire, but a massive prick.

They changed it in 2014. If a player tests positive for a performance enhancing drug they are ineligible for the postseason that year, even if they are eligible to return for the regular season.

Also, if the Pirates somehow make the postseason, Marte is now ineligible under the new rules.

Pedantic point: this is not a killing drug, it is a sedative. They have plenty of the killing drugs.

“This has been My Brother, My Brother and Me. Kiss your Dad square on the lips.”

His 2015 hot streak really streak really started on September 11, he batted .329/.355/.644 with 4 homers in 73 ABs the rest of the regular season.

It will always be possible to use steroids without being immediately caught no matter how strict the testing. Steroid tests don’t come back positive for “something” which is later found to be steroids, you need to be looking for the specific marker of a known PED or masking agent. If a chemist very slightly alters…

For Philips Hue, there’s a dimmer switch you can buy and mount to the wall next to your light switches, so your family can just hit that switch to tun the lights on and off.

For Philips Hue, there’s a dimmer switch you can buy and mount to the wall next to your light switches, so your…

White House: Assad is worse than Hitler

Welp, she got fired.

You’re more likely to contract herpes from someone who hasn’t had a test for it than you are from someone who has tested positive. And if you haven’t specifically asked for a test for herpes, you haven’t been tested for herpes - a routine STD test doesn’t test for herpes.

I expected a photo of a distended rectum, and instead got his son-in-law.

And when they fall, like Lucifer fell, they fall in flames.

Did you get the memo? I’ll send you another copy.

The problem I have with this stance is that it implies that the owners are giving up something that they want to keep but the players want to eliminate.

Jones was reminded that the issue falls under the umbrella of collective bargaining, which would require the players to make one or more concessions in exchange for significant changes to the marijuana prohibition.

As a real purist, I demand that baseball go back to the way it was intended:

No called balls or strikes, foul balls are not strikes, and the pitcher’s only role is to start the play by pitching it underhanded to home plate without moving his wrist.

Yeah, and Kennedy was the deciding vote in Lawrence​ v Texas and both marriage equality cases.

“These aren’t the highly rated Patriots model that won our user poll, but at this price it’s a bargain for almost the same thing, with a 4 star rating on Amazon”