“rights come from God, not government,”

Of course I fucked them. I FUCKED ALL OF THEM.

Well, he won re-election on the back of denying marriage equality to anyone who wasn’t heterosexual.

No, the law states that people are to use the bathroom that matches the gender they were assigned at birth, which may or may not match their actual gender. There is a very important difference.

Throughout 2016 I said, repeatedly, I would take 8 more years of Bush/Cheney than 1 day of Trump. And I feel even more strongly about that now.

Trying to claim that the guy who was the coach at the end of last season is a different coach than the team finished the season with is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

It means that cities can’t pass ordinances allowing transgender citizens to use the restroom that matches their gender until 2020.

Because it’s a joke.

NFLPA president and Bengals OT Eric Winston said earlier this month that the practice was “a really dangerous play for everybody,” becauase the jumper could trip and hurt himself—although there aren’t any notable instances of this happening

While there’s a service fee, you’re likely paying a service fee for your cable box and DVR service anyway, so the increased cost is fairly minimal. In exchange, you get what really is far-and-away the best DVR.

While there’s a service fee, you’re likely paying a service fee for your cable box and DVR service anyway, so the…

Sure, anything would be tasty if you drown it in enough butter or fatty dressings, but that’s not what we’re going for here.

No Ben Bailey?

Not to mention the choice *was* between “deport the bad ones, keep the good ones” and “they’re all here illegally, so they’re all bad ones.”

Really. Anything except try to run an inbound play.

And also don’t chuck it at a guy’s head. Technical foul. Though holy shit that would have been a hilarious way to screw up a no-lose situation. And if it was Calipari’s head, totally worth it.

Yes, I understand the rules. My point is that there was no point in making any effort to inbound without turning it over. Effort creates the small risk of an offensive foul. Just dump the ball inbounds and if nobody on Kentucky touches it then just walk up to the ball and touch it. Make no effort.

The whole end of the game was silly.

“Well, Kentucky can only win on a tip. At the other end of the court.”

::Kentucky throws the ball out of bounds::

“Well, Kentucky can only win if there’s an offensive foul”

At that point I don’t know why North Carolina even bothered trying to throw it to one of their own players. …

I baked bagels for the better part of a decade.

Spherical brownie pan.

Playing devil’s advocate, a lot of accidents that aren’t your fault can still be prevented if you’re driving defensively. Self-driving cars may not be able to react to certain scenarios in the same way as a human driver.

Took me a sec. Well done.