NEPOTISM IS STRICTLY DISALLOWED (except for family members)

I’ve saved the economy!

Worse? It couldn’t possibly be better

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

They’ll repeal it, and never get around to replacing it, because their caucus is too divided to agree on that.

Democrats should make them eliminate the filibuster, then let them do everything. Make them own all of it.

No, they all think that black people can’t swim

A bunch of you women are going to DC later this month for a march, right?

For context, this usually sells for $150 on Amazon.

For context, this usually sells for $150 on Amazon.

It’s Debra Messing, you gays!

Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

I’m going to be 40 in the spring, I’ve never had a relationship, and haven’t had a date in several years. I wake up every morning wanting to be dead. I work in protective services for older adults, and I know the fate of old people who don’t have anyone. I have wasted my life and there are going to be horrible…

Now to accidentally set this off when being pulled over for a sobriety check.

The other time was me, too.

Sure, why not?

She’s married to Nickelback Man himself.

Yeah, all my friends assumed the same. I watched the pilot randomly one night and was hooked.

So perfect for Trump.

So perfect for Trump.

That’s the joke.

That’s the joke.