It’s Debra Messing, you gays!

Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

I’m going to be 40 in the spring, I’ve never had a relationship, and haven’t had a date in several years. I wake up every morning wanting to be dead. I work in protective services for older adults, and I know the fate of old people who don’t have anyone. I have wasted my life and there are going to be horrible…

Now to accidentally set this off when being pulled over for a sobriety check.

The other time was me, too.

Sure, why not?

She’s married to Nickelback Man himself.

Yeah, all my friends assumed the same. I watched the pilot randomly one night and was hooked.

So perfect for Trump.

So perfect for Trump.

That’s the joke.

That’s the joke.

I got a suspension and training after I complimented my coworker’s ass after she had been using a suspension trainer.

I got a suspension and training after I complimented my coworker’s ass after she had been using a suspension trainer.

The people who say “it wouldn’t have changed anything” clearly did not pay attention to the campaign.

Clinton lost because the story the last two weeks of the election was the Comey letter, and emails. Trump’s strategy after that was to lay low, not say anything at all, and stay out of the news.

The cheerleader was then fired for interacting with a player.

He’s being paid for a full and complete vehicle

This looks like a fairly standard Jets blocking scheme to me.

That looks like a fairly standard Jets blocking scheme to me.

Presumably some of the videos aren’t admissible in court.

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.