*Exit, not Ending.

They really fucked it up when they gave it to Giuliani in 2001, though. It was so obviously bin Laden, but they didn’t want the backlash.

Connecticut is the only other one. Though certain municipalities have free air laws (like Baltimore)

Connecticut is the only other one. Though certain municipalities have free air laws (like Baltimore)

House votes by state from among the top three electoral vote recipients. So Trump would win.

So he’s voting to have the House elect Trump.

Yeah, that poor, victimized football program. They’ve really overcome the tragedy of people almost caring about little boys getting fucked in their showers more than winning games.

“We could have had the competent one.”

For those who think it’s ridiculous for us to say that the Trump administration is a threat to the republic, ask yourself: if fascism or neo-nazism were to take over the United States, what would that look like?

You don’t really need the warm water, your butt isn’t actually as sensitive to cold as you might think.

You don’t really need the warm water, your butt isn’t actually as sensitive to cold as you might think.

Your wife is wrong. Buy it anyway.

Your wife is wrong. Buy it anyway.

Nozzle retracts. You can clean the outside.

Nozzle retracts. You can clean the outside.

You don’t *have* to wipe dry, you’re not going to find yourself soaking wet back there. But if you do, it’s only going to take one piece of TP to do it.

And it’s not “should” get you cleaner, it’s DEFINITELY going to get you cleaner.

You don’t *have* to wipe dry, you’re not going to find yourself soaking wet back there. But if you do, it’s only…

It’s not a reasonable objection, because that doesn’t happen.

The nozzle only comes out when you turn it on, and sprays it at an angle - not straight up. The water doesn’t splash back to where it came from. I’ve had a bidet that works like this for a couple of years, and the nozzle is perfectly clean.

It’s not a reasonable objection, because that doesn’t happen.

The nozzle only comes out when you turn it on, and…

Yeah, though your butt is less sensitive to cold water than your hands and arms are, so it’s not strictly necessary.

Yeah, though your butt is less sensitive to cold water than your hands and arms are, so it’s not strictly necessary.

When you turn it on, it shoots water at an angle at your anus. It’s a fairly strong stream (not strong enough to hurt) and it more or less blasts away the remaining feces. You’re not going to be soaking wet when you’re done, but if it’s a concern you can use toilet paper or a hand towel to dry yourself. If you’re…

When you turn it on, it shoots water at an angle at your anus. It’s a fairly strong stream (not strong enough to…

To this Civil War nerd, Anderson Cooper will always be the guy descended from Judson “Kill Calvary” Kilpatrick.

Unless they force Jill Stein to give up the recount. Because explicitly promising to abuse your power for political purposes is wonderful.

God, I would love to slip into that coma.