If it was the most sought after car in the world, and he owned the only one, but you were able to prevent anyone else from driving it, then yes, your analogy would be relevant and you'd be the dick.

No, they finished with more points. But they didn't win.

All Star Game. I'm guessing they didn't have money for special uniforms.

Or you could sing “This” as an additional note at the end, rising up to the normal first note. It would sound natural.

The NHL said that fans could vote on whoever they wanted, and then responded “LOL, NO, FUCK THAT GUY.” when they got a result they didn’t like.

Don’t change the rules mid-stream without a good cause.

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

Actually, Han’s the ONLY one to shoot. Sorry, Leia, I got mine!

I’d guess that the conference refs are never going to cut that guy a break ever again.

I think Walsh just choked.

On the 2065th anniversary of the actual Rubicon crossing.

Doesn’t seem like it’s necessarily a good “first dance” song at a wedding.

Shuffling awkwardly with my graceful new wife to the Beatles’ “Someday”

Especially since it turns out Lo Duca was pushing steroids in the clubhouse.

Hopefully someone posts a video of the cure.

All he wanted to do was go to Tosche Station and get some power converters, and now he’s on a mountain on an island hiding from his nephew.

The theory about why it’s broken is that in the code they put the VATS increase for the perk at 20 instead of .20, so it’s a 2000% increase in accuracy instead of 20%.

It seems that like former Eagles and Washington Football Team quarterback Donovan McNabb, you've forgotten about ties.

Remember, it’s not racism, because it’s about religion, not race!

Say hi to your mother

Sports franchise owners want people to believe that they’re providing a public service, the costs of which should be paid for by the public. And it will keep working as long as there's always one city without a team willing to pay up to get one.