I have zero respect for losers.

That’s because you didn't make a beeline for it so you could shittalk the game online. Get your priorities straight, man.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

::breaks Pip-Boy::

Well, you can play as a male character or a female character. The other character is your spouse.

“Where’s the make a bigger rack option?”

And apparently if you put glasses on him, he’s Stephen Colbert.

Run around the whole game without a jumpsuit on.

You should have done that, and then played as the female, so you could see yourself get murdered.

I have zero respect for people who hog jobs.

I have zero respect for people who play. GET A JOB.

I have zero respect for people who don't understand irony.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penistone

It looks like it was selling for $200 either way, so it doesn’t really matter.

I bought two - because a friend of mine wanted one and kept missing out when they went on sale. A couple of weeks later she was able to lock down one of her own, and before I cancelled the order I asked if any of our other friends wanted it…

Amazon just emailed me at non-expiring $10 credit for Amazon.

Bad hockey is still fun to watch in person.

Could someone please target this asshole and end his career?

I’m going to guess that all of these kids are getting free tickets to a Devil’s game soon.

They’re going for $200 anyway, so it doesn’t really matter.

Go sit behind a friend while they play.

Ironically, the Broom Dungeon is where some other player decided to drop all the brooms they picked up.