Um, did you see the secondary characters in Jessica Jones? No thanks.

Glad you said it first.

A homeless man's The Wire maybe.
Scratch that, any paragraph comparing the shit that was Luke Cage to The Wire is just wrong in so many ways.
Jessica jones was pretty basic as well, though way better than Luke Cage.

Damn, i was going to say 8 but you're right.

Yeah, swords are awesome.

+1 for what I think is a Frisky Dingo reference

Ha! you've seen Big Bang Theory.

You gar to be kidding me.

The rights for that one are apparently way fucked up, but that's another good R-rated Marvel feature

Can he control all water or just talk to fish?

Based on what?
His Fast/Furious movies were good fun, but they weren't meant to be anything more than that, and they had WAY more bankable stars.
Aquaman is pretty much a joke to anyone who isn't a hard-core comic fan and even to some of them, no real stars and a ton of CGI to deal with.
Plus this is some linchpin to…

Either way, I'm happy.

Well if an idiot said it, it must be true!

It's too late, he's already seen everything!

If you've ever checked in on MacDonald's Twitter, you'd know he's not up to the task of writing anything. Kind of sad really, he's pretty much the funniest guy out there.

You just know about the Domino's guy. All billionaires are filthy with the blood of the oppressed. Those billionaire choices you've outlined are once they're billionaires. How'd they get there? By inheriting a legacy of fucking people over or fucking people over themselves, there's really no other way.

The way I see it, they should hellfire missile the Georgia Tech squad as they take the field.

All marching bands should be abolished, excepting the HBCU's, they get it done.

My local University's shitty football team gets a flyover for one game a year.
Look up what it costs to keep an F-15/F-16 in the air for an hour, then multiply that by all major universities.

-Samantha Bee