Not as much as I do!

'I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.'
Whether or not it was your intent, he heard that as a plea for a photo or something, and one he'd heard umpteen times.

Look at the front page and most of the Newswires, it's pretty much 'The D.T. Club' now.

'I don't have to be careful, I have a gun!'

The simple design of New Balance is way better than most quality running shoes, which look like they are trying to fit in at a Fast & Furious car show.

A shitty, fourth wall breaking fanboy-beloved character?
I'd say they're pretty damn similar.

The bastich of the grim and gritty superheroes?

Wolverine had umpteen movies to establish a fan base and a far more bankable star. Not so amazing really.

Anonymously, or are you the real Marty funkhouser?

You may want to get an ultrasound.

You know he was on the air in 2000 and 2004, right?

You'll have to be more specific…

Not in this case, sorry.

Remember when Howard Dean's campaign got destroyed after he delivered an enthusiastic shout?

The best part is Sarah Silverman saying 'fuck you, ya c**t!'
at the end.

But it also cross-references a former 'Newswire', so yanno… Doin what I can.

How's rollerblading working out for you?

Honestly, i think that claw might feel ok. Figure 4 is a joke.

Big Van Vader doing a moonsault is way more impressive

The Razor's Edge was way cooler. I opted out of watching this nonsense after high school and really don't get why it's popularity is coming back with grown folk.
Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels ladder match in 'rassle-mania whatever' is the tops.
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