At least they're trying.
Lock up Paul Feig, Adam Sandler, Kevin Hart, Judd Apatow and some more motherfuckers way before you prevent those two from making movies together.

Did you keep the Abbie Hoffman books in a plexiglass case, like razor blades and condoms?

That article is hilarious, Not only for not offering anything of substance and being published, but for assigning meaning to an author's work that said author does not necessarily agree with.
Great Job AV Club!

As a Thompson fan, I'd say that he doesn't belong on this list.
Sure, there are bros that have only read Fear and Loathing and think he's the tops, but even a shallow dive into his work proves him to be of far more substance than Bukowski or Kerouac.
Some of my favorite volumes of his are the collections of his letters,…

Watching Dak and Zeke and the rest of that offense has been a highlight of this season for me.
And I usually dislike Dallas.

As much as I liked the show, I'm not sure how much of a selling point 'from the writers of Banshee' is.
Quarry was awesome.

I get results!!
Stupid coach.

Saying the first half of Luke Cage was Amazing is being plenty generous.

So, Taboo, planet earth 2 and Iron Fist then? Everything else listed seems like a yawner or laughably awful.
I'll check out Legion because of Hawley but exepectations are low.
'Superlative Jessica Jones'? C'mon buddy, c'mooon buddy!

The man cooks a mean bird.

I'm pretty sure it was Boston Chicken before it was Boston Market.

AV club became Doughboys so abruptly, I really noticed.

I didn't know RJD2 was doing anything at all.
I heard Ghostwriter while shopping at Whole Foods last weekend and wondered what he's up to.

Keep going, I'm almost finished!

Too bad the sun doesn't come up until 7:30 round here.

I'd consider that a selling point.

Daaavid Lee Roth,
They hardly know him……….

Well, to be fair, they didn't use actual recordings of the people they were ripping off.

Those bootleg tees
Have raised their ire
They won't settle
So they can retire.

No, I'm sure they're owned by former Baltimore Ravens defensive lineman Rob Burnett.