The Pats knew they weren't gonna re-sign that dude, I'd have liked them to trade him to Detroit for Megatron's rights in the off-season.
Who would have said no?

I didn't cheat the law, I broke the law. I certainly am a criminal who breaks the law everyday.
There are degrees to law breaking.
Cheating implies dishonesty. I'd be far more likely to trust a criminal than a proven cheat.

I'm pretty sure you and I aren't at the top of the ballot next Tuesday, feel free to write me in though..

Yes. Who might you be?

And hopefully everyone you choose to fight runs at you with their hands in the air.

Salt on Cantelope is grreat!

Bacon wrapped pineapple is divine.

It's the best fruit, no contest.

No joke, If it's salty ham, I'm all in.

He chooses to look like a Cenobite now, but still Siamese Dream, Gish, half of MCIS and Adore gets him a pass from me.

I broke the speed limit on my way to work today, yes I'm a criminal; I'd also own this infraction before a congressional committee.
We're not all running for office and running from these infractions of the law.

Does he have a spiny dick? Like a cat?
Asking for a friend.

Fuck that!
Genesis and Dreamcast ruled, Nintendo busters just drooled.

Drivin' around, king of the town, always got my windows rolled down.

I wanna Sonic near me based upon this burger.

DIJONNAISE.

Ketchup/Catsup is for proles.

I'd like Sonic to remain silent.

Starring Peyton Manning!

Beat me to it by a mile.