Or maybe the former green beret/NFL longsnapper that did.

'RE: emojis—I don't like them in general. But more importantly what team's logo is just the number 12?'
Should be the Pats.

He'd sure as fuck be black if he wanted to date your sister/daughter/mom/wife.

And gouge people's eyes, can't forget that!

Third game in a row by my count,

You've never heard of the paper bag test?

McCarthy will cock it up for GB in at some point, I'll take that bet.
Houston?!

Russell Wilson would never allow any such opinionated stances on his team. I'd actually like the Seabags if not for that dickhead.

Try not taking your hat off!

It was even cooler when he posed on the star in Dallas, 'cause fuck Dalls

Those were the best back-to-back Super Bowls that I've seen.
(Rams/Titans, Pats/Rams)

I wanna weep for Pedro Cerrano and his super cute lady every time I watch it.

That Slick won't no joke.

Why the hell would he do that?!

But how will it do in an audience-free theater?

Sometimes it's a welcome change. I'm rereading Hellblazer now and the change to Sean Phillips was fucking great, the change in writers was even better, though when they went to Steve Dillon, the art sucked again.

My AdBlock meter is showing 50 ads being blocked at present.
And i still see the giffy bullshit in the sidebars.

I do! but most of them are too grey-scale for the old-heads.

If you can't handle dairy or wheat you're too beautiful/weak for this world.

Heath bar is the same thing in a less sexy package.