Kirstie Allie, Rosie and Roseanne on segways in Mall of America?

With a 75% return rate!

A remake of a remake that won't have nearly the starpower of either of the previous versions, can't possibly fail.

It's hard to fight when there's a piece of wood in between you

You mean like thinking he's in any way the main attraction of this franchise?

Unfortunately his charisma is stuck at 5.

That was Ghost Protocol and it almost made me ill in IMAX

One would hope.Seems Bob Ley could easily do it, but they probably don't want him back to back.

The problem is (or was a few years ago when I gave up on cable) that Sportscenter is 50% highlights and 50% human interest stories when it should be 75% highlights and 25% sports new; when that's the case, the anchors are much less of a factor.

Kilborn/Olberman was the best Sportscenter

I like Bomani a lot, I listen to the podcast version of his radio show every morning at work, he doesn't engage in all the hyperbole that has become the hallmark of sports radio and I think he's genuinely funny.

They really need to get Whitlock back.

Skip Bayless thinks that Tebow should be the starting QB for no less than 10 NFL teams and could easily start at 1st base for 20 in MLB, Also thinks LeBron James isn't a clutch player.

He's not incorrect in that estimation, college basketball sucks.

When he can take Coach K's dick out of his mouth long enough, he's actually still a very good broadcaster.

I don't think 'shrieking' is fair, it's more of an irritating guteral bellow

Rachel Nichols is great, but I don't think she has the seniority to get the gig.

'He fucking sucks as a TV personality.'

If 'ifs' were fifths we'd all be drunk

It'd be nice if they cast an actor that had any expression other than 'Yup'