This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

There was some sleaziness to his plays, but nothing that seemed outside the Tom Haverford playbook of overreaching. Certainly nothing that constitutes coercion.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Are you sure you have correctly identified the triggered party in this situation, snowflake? Because from where I’m sitting it looks like a video game blog posted a “ha, this is mildly funny” bit about a slipup and you stumbled in here as fast as you could to let us all know how outraged and offended you are about it.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

“Now, I know he actively assisted in the molestation and rape of hundreds of children, but hear me out: this one time, he shook my hand and exchanged basic pleasantries like ‘I hope your mom doesn’t die’ and ‘miscarriages are sad.’ They pretty much cancel each other out, really.”

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

As a disturbing aside, imagine what sex is like for him.

Not surprised Schiano is blitzing the lawyers’ victory formation.

A Fox News poll recently gave Democrat Doug Jones a stunning 10-point lead over Moore, while most others show Moore polling a few points ahead of Jones. Either way, that’s a whole lot of Alabamans who are fine with this.

Don’t worry, he’ll be replaced in the next primary.

It is incomprehensible that two veteran NYPD detectives would allegedly commit such an outrageous act.

I understand your high expectations, but we all know he’ll just go back to his bread and butter after this: Strong-arming the villagers out of their money as they try to cross his bridge.

Da, comrade.

Nah, he’s still there now, spinning around. If you get your car washed there, his limp body will be smooshing up against the side of your car at about 60RPM.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

The heat from this take can melt steel beams.