Oh good, I thought there might be no one here justifying fucking a shark’s corpse. Crisis averted.

Thank you for pointing out sharks have no concept of Twitter, that was needed

$100 says Kellyanne is addicted to opioids.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Wait til the lawyers get on this. It’s just a yoga pose- Brown child upward facing.

Health, politics, not dying: all part of life. Amazing! :)

It’s not political, it’s a lifehack for knowing about healthcare.

Don’t forget that Congress gave themselves an exemption, so they’ll have to continue to “suffer” under the ACA while everyone is “freed”.

WOT ARE JOO TAHHKEN ABHOUT? I HAVE KAHNSTITUTIONAL RHHHIGHTS.

If they’re going to do that for all racists, then the outfield grandstands will just be full of Red Auerbachs.

If you fire a gun into the air, it will continue upwards and at the angle you fired it till it loses enough momentum to be pulled back to Earth. According to this article, the velocity it falls/tumbles back to earth is about 200-330 feet/sec (136-225 MPH).

Definitely: if your vape is smoking, you definitely want to do away with it.

Saying Sanders caused Clinton’s defeat is like saying tumors cause cancer. The massive disaffection on the left with establishment machine-politics Democrats manifested with Bernie’s movement. It was not the cause of the voter apathy and sorely-lacking turnout (or worse, the votes for Stein in Rust Belt states) that…

Clowney by and large did it. It worked for him.

Probably a hot take but: As much as Scott Baio is a piece of trash (and he is a piece of trash, to be sure) the other guy’s (highly believable) penile insults coupled with his emphasis on the fact Baio’s wife contacting him (instead of Baio, like a real man, fucking eye roll) makes him seem like one of those simple,…

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

Which still factors in local broadcasts, which does nothing for ESPN’s bottom line, which was the whole point of this thread.

Outraged fans and alumni were quick to condemn Skoff’s actions as the most horrific and disgraceful thing that a member of the PSU athletic community has ever been involved with.

It bothers me every time I see people say this, because for every mega-church pastor driving home in a Rolls, there are 100 small churches like mine hosting Monday afternoon dinners for homeless folks, collecting funds to pay a single-mother’s light bill, and letting gay teens do really earnest interpretive dances…

Oh yeah, saying loving others is one of the most important things you can do with your life is super dickish.