Those rings belong to the all-time greats, including the GOAT, who made the shots. Zen master my ass. What kind of a boss publicly humiliates their employees? I really wish Melo would go from passive aggressive tweets to a quoted “Fuck you Phil.” Sorry NYK fans.

Hot take, but it falls apart a bit when you remember that Jackson is the one who extended Melo’s Knicks contract in the first place.

Not as weird as an argument that doesn’t take into account replacement cost...

I know some guys that woulda done it for 500/per.

The greatest American who ever lived, Jesus Christ.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

And the National Enquirer only got a nomination for that John Edwards stuff?

Found the guy from Fort Wayne.

“If you were gonna give the United States of America an enema, you’d stick the hose right here in Fort Wayne, Indiana!”

I don’t know. But she was in favor of military action against Assad before (a point on which she and Obama disagreed), and she said this today:

It’s terrible and extremely sad and I feel so bad for his family. But to die eat a plain glazed donut no matter how large, is just disappointing.

Didn’t anyone know the Heimlich Maneuver? 

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Have you been to Denmark?

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Rising default rates supports his claim.

A Higher percentage of the ride fare, assured hours/income even if they have no rides, benefits. Just my guesses.

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?

I read this as making fun of weight loss gimmicks, not a commentary on whether it's OK to be overweight and/or healthy.