Not a very sportsmanlike reaction from that pitcher. I know they’re kids and all, but completely ignoring the kid who you just drilled in the nuts writhing in pain five feet away and then instructing your teammate to throw to first to see if they could get a force out (I’m not even sure what he thought would allow…

Aaaannnd the days go by...

“If you’re really serious about improving your nighttime routine, you can buy an entire foam mattress today for $259-$462 (queens cost $315) in Amazon’s Gold Box.”

“If you’re really serious about improving your nighttime routine, you can buy an entire foam mattress today for…

Meanwhile at the big 3:

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

I admire the Veyron for it’s technology, but honestly, I think it’s an ugly beast in any dress.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

So another two years?

I might have missed something but is it not weird that a roster UFC fighter and a jiu-jitsu coach didn’t fare a little better with a couple of randos in a street fight? I thought this was going to be more like “I cut my hand open on the jagged shards of what was once his orbital bone”

I’m afraid I’m going to need to measure the brim curve on the owner’s hat before I’m ready to believe the add.

game of donkey kong with a fire and osha regs?

Boy, that thing is fucking ugly.

hideous.

Beasley has been pretty open about his mental health struggles and the work he’s done to get where he is now. I know this piece is light hearted and I’ll agree as a Knicks fan he’s still flaky as hell (in a fun and positive way). But he should be applauded for turning his life around.

But, enough about Roger Goodell

Buyer: Its just a Grand Sport, its not that fast.

That’s my favourite track. That same day I managed a 1:39.74, also the driver not being so good.

Fingernail scratches? I thought they were from rings.

Nah, it’s just fatigue. Responding to every college kid asshole who makes jokes about this would be depressing, tedious, and it’s just a lost cause. I know that defending this guy’s dignity won’t do me any favors, either. So go ahead, respond with your sarcastic, snarky response and get your 5-second dopamine fix at…

Somebody needs to punch the guy that keeps asking “What’s good?”