What about some Ambien to make sure the computer stays asleep?

Isn’t the 86/BRZ a 2+2? Granted, that second row is largely theoretical.

Tesla is even worse with the expected fuel savings crap it pulls, on top of including the federal tax credit. Even includes these in the payment calculator for financing 

Bitters also has an alcohol content of 40+. Probably cheaper but far less "potable" than vanilla.

I don’t see the Scalia comment as counter to his record and reputation. He’s saying that discrimination by sex is not constitutionally prohibited. So his opinion in a case would be that it is not covered by the equal protections clause. This would be expected from a conservative judge. He also gives no opinion as to…

Just don’t order a macchiato if you want them to make what you ordered.

From what I’ve seen most doctors will make it clear that they are required by the state to say these things, and they are not true. There are also pamphlets they have to give out with similar information...

If the FBI isn’t funded, I imagine this means the Mueller investigation is also not getting paid right now. Convenient.

I only learned how to drive a manual from having to spend time in Germany. It seems to me that people in heavy traffic there drive differently because everybody has a manual, and so it’s easier to drive with one in stop-and-go. Basically you’re either fully stopped, or more often driving fast enough that you don’t…

Didn’t realize Drudge Report was considered so (relatively) moderate.

Of Mice and Men was parodied many many times on Looney Toons with different pairs of characters wholly dedicated to the parody.

Maybe the TVs will be a little more reasonably sized, too.

At most of the bars I’ve been to in Germany the servers write on the coasters to keep tally of your tab. Definitely single use and won’t care if you take them.

What stairs? He rode the damn escalator down.

This is even more of a shameless photo-op than it seems. The past 3 NCAA Football champions visited the White House in March (2016), June (2017), and April (2018). Pro teams usually visit even later after their title. This one is within less than a week. I’d imagine the logistics are usually a nightmare for such a…

Just saw this Taco Bell commercial last night that gave me some pretty strong Demolition Man vibes too:

Are you thinking of a non-reverse Tim Tebow?

I like how I now know the age of Kate Marra’s husband, but not his name.

Can we talk about CNN using a racially charged (anti Mexican/Latinx) term in reference to a drug crossing the Mexican border?

Depends on your grade scale. In elementary school we used E,G,S,U (Excellent, Good, Satisfactory, Unsatisfactory).