Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

They aren’t going to win 74 games, and after last season’s, uhhh, let’s just call it a debacle

They’re gonna lose by a missed field goal in the NFC championship again...st Green Bay. I’m calling it now!

“Come on Pack, get your act together.”

Only one loss, in the emotional first real game at Minnesota’s new stadium- what are the odds they keep pace until the meeting in December and break the Vikings’ hearts again?

They’re gonna lose by a missed field goal in the NFC championship again. I’m calling it now!

Actual Factual Counterpointual:

Guys, should we tell him? I feel like it’ll break his heart.

Yes, this. How can any non-Bostonian root for the Red Sox over the Indians? Boston has the most obnoxious fan base in all of sports (yes, worse than New York). Cleveland has been such a fun team, and let’s be honest, it would be a great story for Cleveland to have two championships in one year.

Counterpoint: Go Tribe.

The situation if I ever cheer for a team from Boston:

Nope. It’s the Tribe’s time.

As an Indians fan and a human being: STFU.

Counterpoint: No.

Counterpoint: No.

They did, but that wasn’t why it was weird.

It doesn’t just show you a crying face emoji? Must be a glitch with Google.

Now I just type the name of my team into Google search on my phone, and it comes up with a tidy summary. So much quicker, no ads or pages to deal with. Yes, I am a Lions fan.

I’ve attached a strip of 1/4" plywood with Velcro to cover the ticker on the bottom of the screen when it’s going to be an issue. Low tech, but effective.