Deadspin Twitter: "The NFL is a racket run by shameless scam artists."

Actually I think you got it. Not so much pick-pocket...but she was randomly feeling for her guy's head to stroke in comfort and accidentally brushed the leg of the guy next to her.

Is it just me, or is getting harder and harder to distinguish between Deadspin and Jezebel? Is seems that the entire Gawker network has gone full TUMBLR.

Today, America is a Duck fan.

This is the greatest play of all time.

The best part was afterwards on the sideline when Winston was screaming at Fisher and you can clearly see Fisher say "If you don't get outta my face now, you're going to the bench."

The MLS is the retirement home for English stars

Yeah, man. You know what will make a person who doesn't support transgender rights change their tune and see the error of their ways? Being harassed after the suicide of her child. That'll totally work to make her sympathetic to the plight of her trans daughter and trans people all over the world.

So you're angry at Carla Alcorn because she mistreated her kid so your solution is to have people mistreat her? That makes perfect sense. Thank you for sharing your profundity.

I imagine these are the same people who end up on The Smoking Gun for threatening unspeakable violence because the Wendy's drive -thru messed up their Baconator order.

I think tressel referred to that as his Christmas bonus.

I trolled my aunt this from MiB. "Hey Aunt Jean, I hear Jim Harbaugh isn't going to Michigan after all. He took a job coaching soccer in England." #suboptimal

"That's why you have an Assistant Recievers Coach"

Please, please make sure you show the video of him spitting out teeth when some WVU player catches him in the mouth with the crown of a helmet.

I'm just amazed it took Suh 17 weeks to turn heel.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

This is the type of shit that keeps Free Agents from ever wanting to sign with your team.

I know hindsight is a motherfucker, but I'm willing to bet that 50 year old Josh Gordon is really going to be pissed at the 23 year old version of himself.

This looks like HTML5 got drunk and threw up on Kinja.

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