Ummm...don't go there.

I find that great, because it was the Southern white Democrats who kept poll taxes active, as well as firehoses aimed at civil rights activists through the better part of the mid-60s.

The next James Bond would like a word with you.

But, but, but...it's Cleveland, so we here at Deadspin must LOL!

Reflecting its status as an artifact, not to be used except in the ultimate emergency, it's in standard definition, with an aspect ratio of 4:3, perfect for the cathode-ray tube televisions of the 1980s.

But Deadspin, the real question is how much does it cost for a dog and a beer at Bank of America Stadium? And I mean a basic hot dog with mustard and a Miller Lite, not a damn microbrew.

I haven't seen the film, but since it's apparent that at least Mark Ruffalo and Steve Carrell are going to get Oscar nods, the time to strike was now. Maximum attention, either for him as a subject of the film, or else he's writing a book of his own.

This is the most plausible theory I've heard yet.

Nope. I've noticed the same thing over the past six months or so.

Nope. I've thought the same thing over the past six months or so.

Just saw it on Twitter. Well done, Ducks.

"With the sixth pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, the New York Jets select, Jameis Winston, quarterback, Florida State University."

No question. But my Badgers have just seen their prior coach walk. I had no idea that Oregon State > Wisconsin.

Nice. I thought it would be Jason Sudekis.

That actually explains quite a bit. Since 2000, Ohio State is 13-2 against Michigian.

Now I know how Torgo would type. Well done.

That happened twice.

"That's exactly what I did. Now, would you like fries with that?"

No, that's Liberty. And they are FCS.

Dammit, I thought I was the only one here who knew about Mountain Meadows.