I applaud you, sir. Well done. Even though pretty much all of us are staying here because of the still-more-lenient-than-anywhere-else OWI laws.

How bad is St. Louis?

1) I'm sure it's been mentioned here before, but that satanic horse statue actually killed its sculptor. Slate.com has nicknamed the horse "Blucifer".

So why the Alaska reference if this is Durham, North Carolina? I guess facts don't count much anymore.

I agree. Mid-range punter known more for what he says than his leg.

Yep, the final episode of The Sopranos, but only the second-worst thing to happen in that episode. You all know the first one.

It's probably already been decided. If I actually cared about the Super Bowl halftime show, I would say the following: "Crap."

"DAMMIT! Just when I had to leave, too!"

The Raiders' most famous fans are a guy who dresses up in a gorilla suit that was from "The Electric Company" circa 1976, a guy who wears a full Darth Vader outfit to games, and a guy who wears spikes on black and silver shoulder pads, looking like an extra from the most recent "Mad Max" film.

This is what giant flat screen TVs in the concourses are for.

It depends. If Nigella Lawson wants me to wear something on my head while cooking, then I'll damn well do it.

Crud. Gonna be a long season for my Cottagers, I'm afraid. Come on you Whites!

My team (Fulham FC) could use him. The Whites lost to freaking Millwall today.

Exactly right. Without any further evidence, I think GM is trying to consolidate their brand all over the world. Thus, Chevy and not Opel or Vauxhall.

I'm no fan of Jezebel either, but it should go without saying that posting filth is not the way to go about it.

Too bad relegation isn't possible in the NFL. It's also not possible for Manchester United, but that's besides the point.

The worst Super Bowl during the worst season. If the country voted to eliminate one season from existence and pretend it had never happened, that year the Bucs won the SB would get 90 percent of the vote.

Are we counting all of the drainage ponds?

Minnesota and Wisconsin are a lot alike. Which is probably why we hate each other.

They have a restaurant — it's on West State Street at Hawley Road, a few minutes NW of Miller Park. I believe those mozzarella sticks are, in fact, on the restaurant menu.