Except for the Sabres, Bandits, Bisons, and UB, this. ^^^

All the Canadian change that I've gotten from the Tim Hortons in Fort Erie. Plus about 975 million CAD$.

Still my favorite place. I liked old Foxboro as well, before the new stadium was built. I'm in favor of bells and whistles as much as the next guy, but it's a football stadium. I think we've forgotten that most football fans were happy with the basics.

You had your chance before Pegula bought the Sabres.

That's about a 20-25 foot fall at the most. He's lucky because:

I've had "two or three drinks" before getting to the parking lot at the Ralph.

Damn you and your...oh, the hell with it. +1

I read it in James Earl Jones' voice. "People will come, Ray. They will most definitely come."

I think we need to give Corey Kluber his own talk show. The man is unflappable.

For comparison's sake, here are the numbers for Aaron Rodgers' contract: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

I agree. It's gonna be a sad day when Vin Scully finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

Haven't followed the Rays much since 2008, huh?

Sad Youppi! is pretty much the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Tampa Bay Rays cat DJ Kitty needs a companion.

A better one.

This is how Kluber looks most of the time. Doesn't matter if he won the lottery or his dog died.

I wonder if McMahon was self-medicating. Is it a stretch to say he's an alcoholic because of all the hits he took?

Crabs, on the other hand...

It's not terribly unusual in the Midwest, either. Fawcett Stadium next to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio is used mostly for Canton McKinley Bulldog football and seats over 22,000. Nearby Massillon's Paul Brown Tiger Stadium seats about 17,000.

Tattooed labia? Apparently I don't get out enough. This is what happens when you hit 45, kids.