Please stop playing Overwatch.

Yeah, it’s a sponsored Amazon spot. They’re not looking for deals elsewhere as it’s an ad masquerading as an article. Best left ignored.

So you think the machine learning generated single frame looks better than a crunchy screenshot of an in-engine character model from a decade year old game. Fair enough.

You don’t have to.  You can just stop.  I did.

NOTE TO READERS: Before reading the above joke, imagine a world where the internet does not exist.

She could absolutely be your typical toxic gamer given the last paragraph in this article

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A good and expected result.  Now can we never talk about them again?

Not even Ashley Bardhan saw enough sexism in the critique of Megan Fox’s performance to bring it up in the article. Maybe you’re normally fighting the good fight, but right now you’re just digging your heels in. You misread this one. Please let it go, for your own sanity.

I’ll be using “twXtter” from now on, thank you for that.  Probably twexter out loud.  It’s perfectly annoying.

Nintendo Life commenters are absolutely nuts.

yeah i hate it when stories have rising scope and tension. lord of the rings would have been better if it was just about gandalf and bilbo partying and smoking weed

“the second you use a physical-based move on [Glimmora] (which is optimal considering most of rock and poison’s weaknesses are typically based on physical damage)”

I know Progressive had a car.  That’s not an insurance joke.

I wish I could get into these games. Everyone seems to have fun with them. But Hyrule Warriors, my first one, was the only one I ever beat. The others I’ve tried (One Piece, Fire Emblem, and the second Hyrule Warriors) I just bounced off within a couple hours each. Maybe I’m doing something wrong, but it just feels…

Remember that this is Nintendo we’re talking about.  

Don’t worry.  There’s not a chance Nintendo is going to be repeatedly signing a check that size.

Okay, you realize we’re talking about a video game, not a human DM, right?

Except if it was a “rule” then the creators would’ve just put in a forced autosave as each roll resolved. People are free to play non-competitive single player games however the hell they want.

Because it’s being animated by a Japanese animation studio that has also released anime?  I don’t know either.