jesus christ can this company just die already

yeah literally all I got from this is “oh sweet, Kotick is sad, that rules”

I just want to point again at Ethan’s article from a couple days ago where he said Zelda fans can “chill” because this trailer was coming. You know, the opposite of how hype works. Anyway, I’m fucking pumped to stick shit to other shit and swing it at different shit.

External CD drives can connect via USB and are 20 bucks.

Monkey D. Luffy’s favorite article.

Ehh...  I bet if Zelda II had been called anything else, it’s more likely it’d be forgotten than remembered fondly.

STOP SELLING SNAKE OIL WHAT THE FUCK

STOP SELLING SNAKE OIL WHAT THE FUCK

Now that’s more like it.

Oh, I am one of the people who are upset about the permanent Exp. Share. I’d much rather have the choice of whether it’s on or off, as taking away the ability to turn it off inevitably ends up with you overleveling if you like to fight every trainer and you don’t swap your team around much. Being able to control which…

this is bait.  this has to be bait.  please tell me this is bait.

You think the fans are going to chill in the face of ten minutes of new gameplay content? How long have you been covering video game news?

Because they thought they could. I am guessing it’ll be quite a bit before another tries.

There is a subset of pokemon fans who get angry when the game (or at least the game after the game) becomes more accessible. Whether it’s easier shiny hunting or time saving measures for breeding and training competitive mons, they’ll get pissed that it’s easier now because they look at new players who didn’t have to…

Why continue to revive a ten year old article? Just write a new one.

Hey, you from five years ago.  I’m pinging the you from right now to say “lol”

Eh, maybe it’s rare that a Mario is able to become a 1-Up, and most just rot.

An article forced into slideshow form above an ad for snake oil on the main page. That’s Kotaku, baby.

Can we cut it out with the snake oil bullshit?!

Can we cut it out with the snake oil bullshit?!

Compared to bad video game takes, hocking snake oil is waaay more bullshit.

Compared to bad video game takes, hocking snake oil is waaay more bullshit.

I for one am shocked that a professional youtuber would be interested in generating views.