Maybe it didn’t, but it felt like a kick in the face to a very frustrated fanbase at the time. “We hear you, Metroid fans, you haven’t had a game in six years, so here’s some entirely different game that says Metroid on it!”  I wasn’t a fan of the series yet (Samus Returns on the 3DS was my first) but that game was…

I feel the exact same.  There’s an N64 under my TV (I dragged it out to play Mario Golf in excitement for Super Rush) and I am a typical Nintendo idiot, buying anything the company puts in front of me, and even I think the value of the expansion pack currently sucks.  They drop more DLC on that thing and I’m a…

The question, of course, is what this is for: GTA 6, GTA 3 remakes, or some kind of GTA Online expansion.

Because cops are absolutely fucking useless in being proactive in domestic situations like this.  It’s not specific to this situation.

What basis do you have for Hisuian Zoroark not being tournament legal? Legends Arceus is eventually going to be compatible with Home, so why are you so sure Pokemon from it can’t continue on to Sw/Sh?

Of the games I did get to run on RetroPie (Kirby 64 and Pokemon Stadium 2 for example) there were often huge visual glitches on background elements and textures all over the place.

You can continue dashing while wall jumping and sliding. There were a few I had to look up because I was bashing my head against the wall trying to figure them out.

Have you actually played an N64 game on a RetroPie? Half of them don’t even run in my experience (which is dated 4 or so years to be fair)

Putting aside that Nintendo literally just made a new N64-style controller, that is so far from the issue that I’m half convinced you’re trolling. I can’t name a single N64 game where you actually needed to use all three parts of the controller at the same time. You used the right side and either the center (control…

Man. I was on the fence about getting this expansion pack, but seeing all these issues, I’m out. N64 has always been weird to emulate, but I hoped Nintendo would be able to figure out their own damn product, especially for the price they expect us to pay for it.

I got 100% items before ever entering the boss room.

Metroid bosses used to change color as they got closer to death. I don’t like an on-screen health bar, but I’d at least like some visual indication of progress.

The people who are most frustrated aren’t getting far enough into the game to get the ability, I guess.

Using a shitty slur because someone posted a bad take?

Unlike all the other Metroid bosses which didn’t require mashing at all?

The tentacles were HEALING HIM?! wtf I’m glad I destroyed those fuckers early on.

7 or 8?!  Man.  I took dozens of tries.  My estimation is around 40.

Nah, that’s only where there are items hidden behind hidden blocks, not every hidden block.

LOOK. AT. THE. MAP.  Whenever you’re “stuck”, *that* is the solution.  Metroid has always had amazing maps.  Find the unexplored spot that your most recent acquired item will allow you to pass, and go there.

That was before all of... *gestures at the entirety of Blizzard* ...all of this.  No longer applies.