#ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks

How many people shopping for a base model are going to take advantage of fast wired network connection and 4 Thunderbolt ports, though? If the base model had 1G networking and 2 Thunderbolt ports (and upgraded models had these options) and cost $600, this i3 would still be overpriced, but maybe not as insulting

I’m trying to picture the recoil-compensating device that lets a 2 pound floating chunk of plastic fire a 9mm without tumbling out of control...

I think Threadripper supports ECC memory, and there are probably different Qualified Vendor Lists for each major segment (Threadripper vs Ryzen vs i9)

Yeah, Poe’s law, and all that

I’m so used to reading 4-digit battery capacities, I got really excited that“The device has an 800mAh battery” and had to read it 4 times. Seriously, though. 8,000mAh in a phone with a tiny screen would have been amazing. 

Doesn’t the shirt say “Grab Yours Here”? At worst, it’s sort of encouraging customers to grab their own genitals ... 

But there’s what, a dollar worth of ingredients in a pizza. Even your bulk price (despite being in retail packaging) would still destroy your margin

I love this story. A frozen Digorno pizza costs $5, so what business would ever buy a pizza for $5, spend labor and time cooking it, and then sell it for a loss?
Not to mention that your cook time is going to be waaaay longer from frozen than fresh.

The only world where this is plausible is if the restaurant ran out of…

“what a perfect, quiet little angel!”

eventually someone is going to wonder where your damn kid is...

Exactly. As a (relatively) new parent, the one thing I’ve learned is that nobody will ever give a second glance at your diaper bag. Lady could roll in with a 375ml of vodka and not raise an eyebrow, without filling her kid’s sippy cup with booze and drugs.

*Less* cool??

“They’re turning our LUNGS gay!”

Yeah, reviews are looking better than I expected for current games. That said, 1080 Ti’s are what, half the price and sure to get even cheaper? I guess I just don’t get paying such a premium for the bleeding edge when it’s probably going to be outdated halfway through your time with it 

“Well I only buy a good GPU every 5 years or so, so I have 2080ti on pre-order”
So, you’re upgrading from a 780 Ti? That seems like the only upgrade case where it makes sense to jump straight to the 20-series, I guess.

Maybe I forgot the /s tag?

I’m one of those folks who vapes but somehow manages to leave it in my pocket when I’m in a public building.

That said, what ‘wonky ingredient list’ do you mean? Any fog is primarily just Propylene Glycol and Vegetable Glycerine, which are already in tons of things we eat and drink

Something, something, who’s to say we haven’t?
#CheaperThanChemtrails

Those 3M pads are handy when you don’t want to leave holes in your desk or it’s made of metal.

That said, I picked up a generic version of this thing for 6 bucks and it holds like a champ.

Those 3M pads are handy when you don’t want to leave holes in your desk or it’s made of metal.

That said, I picked up…

“iPhone Xs Max’s 6.5-inch screen and iPhone Xr’s 61.-inch screens are larger,”

5 foot screen? Go big, or go home, I guess.