Wait, are you a version of MY wife, except instead of leaving shit floating in the sink for 2 days, you actually wash it?

Just bought one for $80, expected delivery is in 2 days

EDIT: sorry, just realized your post was from a month ago

Just bought one for $80, expected delivery is in 2 days

EDIT: sorry, just realized your post was from a month ago

At least the dragon might not have looked like hot garbage. For all of its bullshit and cheese, at least something like Sharknado feels somewhat competently made.

“every time I whip it into our driveway, spraying gravel?”

Or, pop open your phone and take a photo of the circuit board below the screen

No worries; just promise you won’t shoot me in the back ;)

I mapped ramp and wall to x and c, which really helped. They’re easy to switch to while still running forward, and you leave Q open to easily go back to guns

Shit, now I have to pay $20 to shop online for chickens?!!?!

They call their physical locations “Cox Solutions Stores” and I giggle like an 8 year old every time I see one

“If you’re an adolescent there isn’t an alternative source of sexual stimulation that is competitive with pornography.”

Back in my day, we made due with the self-help section at the local library and bookstores... 

“They work not in the tech industry “

Good lord, how did I not notice until this screen grab that her gauntlet things were shaped like cats? Of-fucking course they are.

I’m excited for this movie, but is it just my mediocre TV or do so many of the CGI scenes in the trailer look just awful? Like when Black Panther drops through that trapdoor thing, it’s the…

Wait, how do the throngs of 14 year old girls choose the lucky one who gets to play this kid’s dad online? Can y’all do a reddit Ask Me Anything?

It just seems like, if the base game is $10 and the version with more variety is $4 more, it seems pretty worth it to get the Party just so you can have some variety later, but maybe that’s just me

It just seems like, if the base game is $10 and the version with more variety is $4 more, it seems pretty worth it…

Counter-counterpoint; The original does get a little stale after a while. Is it possible to just keep the ‘base’ cards shuffled by default, and only go through the extra setup with people who’ve played multiple times?

Counter-counterpoint; The original does get a little stale after a while. Is it possible to just keep the ‘base’…

Right? You can pick up a plastic flask at Walmart for less than 5 bucks. Or, if you don’t mind cheap booze, there are plenty of liquors that are literally sold in 375mL plastic flasks.

Right? You can pick up a plastic flask at Walmart for less than 5 bucks. Or, if you don’t mind cheap booze, there…

Yeah, I panicked until I realized those septillion or so clips stick around after you wrap up on earth and you can’t even launch enough probes manually to make a dent in your supply

I’ve got lighters that have been lying around in a forgotten drawer for 10 years that will spark up, no problem. I wonder how many months this will hold its charge, assuming you don’t accidentally hit the exposed flashlight button and drain it in a few days...

I’ve got lighters that have been lying around in a forgotten drawer for 10 years that will spark up, no problem. I…

30-pin or bust. I want something that will charge with all my ipod cables

30-pin or bust. I want something that will charge with all my ipod cables

I have a buddy with the same concern, who uses basically a roll of hemp twine (because of course it’s hemp). So, light the twine with a butane lighter, hold the flaming twine over the bowl, and use that heat.
Don’t remember what it’s called, but :30 of google-fu would probably find it.

I have a buddy with the same concern, who uses basically a roll of hemp twine (because of course it’s hemp). So,…