If there were a weight limit, people would just gamify the system the same way. Use every ounce they’re allowed to have on the plate, then sit at the scale picking off individual baby carrots/corn kernels (and tossing them into the garbage) until they got down to exactly the weight limit.

1) you’d still have food…

“ these types of perishable fruits and veggies were probably discarded at the end of each day anyways. “

If I buy a dozen cucumbers, they will last (according to Google) 1-2 days. If I slice them up and sit them out at room temperature, anything not eaten will be gross within a couple hours. And that doesn’t even take…

I have backpacks with a keyring-clip inside the smallest pocket, which helps keep your keys/flash drive from sinking to the bottom of the pocket. Seems like that would be the perfect use case for this condom thing. Guess it doesn’t make for a lot of photography, though.

I’ve been hating on people who hate on hipsters since before hipsters were even a thing.

“False-floor cargo bay...All hatchbacks should have this!”

I have a Pontiac Vibe, which has a similar door/flap. But that’s where my spare tire lives. I’m curious - is there’s room in there for a donut?
That said, that space is totally handy in my car; just enough room for some disc golf disks and cargo straps.

Man, my car has survived 9 years in Nebraska/Iowa/South Dakota without a cracked windshield, despite spending plenty of time on actual gravel roads. Plenty of chips (which if you get filled fairly quickly, don’t spread), but no cracks. Even when I took care of a news fleet of 6 vehicles, I’d only replace one…

Step 6) ...attach the gutter hooks inside the lip of the hood...

is it just me, or is pulling up on your hood latch with the weight of a grown adult a little concerning?

I have a Gerber Dime that just lives in the coin pocket of my jeans. $18 and has everything but the pen (who needs a heavy pen?) and more tools than most of these

Way to bury the lede - there’s a Nerf Dash button? In the future, I’ll be able to attach it to my blaster and order drone-delivered darts to me?

#thefuckingfutureisnow

“The oldest has a 3DS but he’s a bit careless about leaving the games lying around.”
The best laid plans of mice and men...

I’m sorry. Instead of heading to an Imperial-controlled planet low key with one small diplomatic ship, they were going to show up with a warship?*

Then hold their ground above the planet until teams could locate a hermit who didn’t want to be found

I remember the trailer that ran before Rouge One, and it had lizard/dinosaur/deathclaw type creatures. But yeah, disappoint.

Put this bad boy in a fleshlight first and you’ll make plenty of money for research.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard some 50+ year old person bitch about CFL bulbs taking too long to get bright, I’d be rich, though.

when a thousand speakers arranged in a pentagram play that sound at exactly the same time, the great one will arise from his slumber.

Still working on replacing my stockpile of MicroUSB cables with USB-C; hopefully they put those on sale sometime.

Still working on replacing my stockpile of MicroUSB cables with USB-C; hopefully they put those on sale sometime.

I mean, you don’t have to move your furniture, but unless there’s some sort of edger, aren’t you going to end up with a half inch of dirty carpet around every foot/part that touches the ground?

I mean, you don’t have to move your furniture, but unless there’s some sort of edger, aren’t you going to end up…

“Between 2009 and August 2014, 25 incidents of explosion and fire involving e-cigarettes were reported in the US,”

So, Samsung Note 7s are banned from national parks, too?

*raises hand*
I enjoy both nicotine and camping...

I read the headline as ‘a scientist smuggled a bunch of crack cocaine to the station, everybody went crazy and they had to be evacuated’