“if you don’t rob this bank, we’ll blackmail your motherboard”

Cool, thanks. I’ll keep that in mind next time I’m shopping for a drill

Cool, thanks. I’ll keep that in mind next time I’m shopping for a drill

Just curious about the drill; what’s the bar for ‘useful’? I’ve got the 18v version, and it’ll drill a hole through wood. I know I’m not going to find it on a construction site, but it seems fine for what most people are going to do with a cordless drill.

Just curious about the drill; what’s the bar for ‘useful’? I’ve got the 18v version, and it’ll drill a hole through…

Out of cardboard boxes?

“ Does the vapor steam up the windows and drip down, because that would be gross.”

#notallPokemns

It’s a few years old, but I really dig my original EOS M with the 22mm f2 pancake. It’s my go-to vacation camera; easy to carry, and the APS-C sensor really gives you control over depth of field.
For about $300 used, it’s pretty affordable.

It’s a few years old, but I really dig my original EOS M with the 22mm f2 pancake. It’s my go-to vacation camera;…

“$3,700 over 2.5 years in electricity (versus about $5,000 a year in gas charges”

Is it just me, or is that not a lot of savings? Don’t know if electricity is crazy expensive in Canada or what, but a friend of mine has a Leaf, drives every day*, and her electricity bill has barely changed, so I figured electricity cost…

You’re a whore for being interested in sex? Damn, I’m such a whore.

It must be a regional thing. When I worked in news, almost all the new, freshly graduated reporters from the University of Missouri absolutely raved about the place. The closest Chipotle was an hour and a half away, and when I went there for shoots, I’d routinely get asked to bring back a burrito. So it’d sit for…

Now that’s what I call a salad.

You see that there’s a little trash can icon next to each item type that lets you discard any number of them, right?
Just a head’s up; I have to ditch the shitty potions and revives all the time just so I can pick up more balls.

If you’re in Florida, there’s the distinct possibility of being shot at just for being in front of someone’s house on the road...

I answered their call once, when i was in my early 20s, and my car actually was about to go out of warranty.
They sounded fairly legit; transferred me from one person to their ‘manager’ or something, and seemed relatively professional.

Then I got to the ‘cool, just send me the forms and I’ll look at them’, and got ‘you…

I worked at a pizza/fast Italian (is that a thing?) place during college, and the lasagna was literally a family sized Stouffer’s, baked as usual, cut into 6ths, with a scoop of proprietary (a blend of two different bagged varieties) mariana sauce above and below, sprinkled with shredded pizza blend cheese, microwaved…

Robby
Manager at Some Pool Company

I vividly remember slicing up and assembling bacon-wrapped-cream-cheese-stuffed jalapenos, having a quick piss, and rushing out the door to head to a party. It wasn’t till I was on the Interstate on a hot day, that I got a bit sweaty, the moisture hit the residual hot pepper juice on my junk, and I got to spend a 20…

How? How is this fanny pack a thing, let alone a thing that cost a hundred and thirty dollars?

How? How is this fanny pack a thing, let alone a thing that cost a hundred and thirty dollars?

“give handies through the side window of your PT.”
While I love the idea of a traveling tug-job-mobile, who’s going to stand *outside* a car with their dick through a window? That’s like the most awkward orgasm I can imagine, although still slightly better than sitting inside a cum-reeking PT Cruiser...

Alright, kid at :08. Is that seriously where you want to be standing while people are hooning? At least those dudes behind the tree have a tiny bit of protection.
I can’t tell which is worse, the adult next to the kid who doesn’t mind them almost getting hit by a car, or the 2 behind them, sitting on the curb in…